The Rowby Fan Club

Hi to all my Fans!

Rowby is running for Receptionist of the United States! No matter who ends up running the White House, whether it's Mr. Obama or Mrs. Palin, they are going to need someone to answer the Oval Office phone, right? So I am getting ready to run. My campaign starts Saturday October 11 with a big video right here on Rowby.com of all of the rallies on Sunday evening Octover 12!

Both of the candidates are promising to change things in Washington but nothing will get done if there is no one to answer the phone. In all of the debates and campaign ads neither candidate mentioned who is going to answer the phone. And since no one else is running for Receptionist of the United States I have a good chance of winning.

But I need your help. Over the next day and a half we need to organize every state, city and neighborhood in the United States. We need to raise over $100 dollars to jumpstart the campagn. So start emailing everyone you know and spread the word!

Stay tuned for more infomation! (The Secret Service Monkey and the Space Cows are working to get the "Click" on the button to work. They promise me they will figure it out soon!)

I am also looking for a Vice Receptionist, someone to handle the phone during my 15 minute morning and afternoon breaks and 30 minute lunches. It's a important job because that person would have a heartbeat away from being the real Receptionist.  Also I don't  want someone too qualified or s/he might conspire to take over my job.

We have only a month away from the elections.  So we need to get the word out.  Right now the word is out  as far as the corner of  Pico and La Ciegega Blvd. That's not enough.  This weekend we are tying to get the word out as far as Pico and Crescent Heights Blvd, which is just a couple of blocks east.

See you today, Saturday Oct 11 at the BIG UCLA RALLY!

Rowby

Rowby and the Green Thing, Evil Velma, The Space Cows, Kientz the Lientz, The Secret Service Monkey, the Shy Clown in the Toilet Paper Roll and The Queen of Outer Space!