New Skinny Rowby is shocked when The Rich Man tells him about the crazy new ingredient he is adding to Stupid Pudding. But Rowby is forced to the commercial for the new Stupid Pudding or lose sponsorship of the show.
Role model Rowby launches his 98 cent space ship to search the universe for the Greatest Living American. The dimwitted Space Cows are on the lookout but keep forgetting their mission. The Green Thing is suspicious and thinks that Rowby is not telling the real reason for his search -- especially when Rowby reveals that he is endorsing Brandon Wirtz as the Greatest Living American.